You Can
Only Hope To Contain Them
(By Amanda Hess, ESPN The Magazine, 15 July 2013)
Minutes after
Ronda Rousey bounded into the octagon this past February for the first women's
fight in UFC history, she found herself grappling with two formidable
opponents. The first was former Marine Liz Carmouche, who was suddenly
suctioned to Rousey's back, strangling her and twisting her head. The second
was her low-cut black crop top, whose elastic spaghetti straps were no match
for Carmouche's moves. In a last-minute
mishap, handlers had failed to order Rousey a formidable fight-night bra and
instead handed her one of the light-as-air chest coverings she usually wears
for weigh-in.
Now that teensy swath of fabric was the only thing standing
between Rousey's goods and 13,000 onlookers at the Honda Center in Anaheim,
Calif. -- and it was inching closer and closer to the mat. "When someone's on your back trying to
rip your head off, things tend to slip around a bit," Rousey says. After
one failed attempt at a wardrobe adjustment, she switched her focus to freeing
herself from the choke hold "so she wouldn't snap my neck in half."
As soon as she flipped Carmouche to the floor, Rousey went straight for her own
neckline. Bad move: "I got kicked straight in the chest right as I was
trying to adjust my bra." Rousey
eventually finished Carmouche with her signature armbar. But the rumble over
the bra had only just begun. Online commentators asked whether the UFC's new
female fighters required a dress code to fight modestly. Others immortalized
the near nip slip as an ever-refreshing animated GIF.
The episode was the latest skirmish in a long-standing war
over the place of the mammary in the pectoral-dominated world of sports.
Breasts are an impressive network of milk glands, ducts and sacs, all suspended
from the clavicle in twin masses held together by fibrous connective tissue.
But a mounting body of evidence suggests that they pose a serious challenge in
nearly all corners of competition. Gymnasts push themselves to the brink of
starvation to avoid developing them. All sorts of pro athletes have ponied up
thousands of dollars to surgically reduce them. For the modern athlete, the
question isn't whether breasts get in the way -- it's a question of how to
compete around them. "Gina Carano
was an amazing fighter, and she had a fantastic rack," Rousey says of the
MMA fighter-turned-actor. But then again: "You don't see big titties in
the Olympics, and I think that's for a reason."
Breasts have taken
a metaphorical beating from the sports world ever since women first entered the
arena. Greek folktales spun the myth that a race of all-female Amazons lopped
off the right breast in order to hurl spears and shoot arrows more efficiently.
(In Greek, a-mazos means "without breast.") Centuries later, in 1995,
CBS golf analyst Ben Wright controversially told a newspaper that "women
are handicapped by having boobs. It's not easy for them to keep their left arm
straight. Their boobs get in the way."
Wright's commentary wasn't exactly the result of careful scientific
review. ("Let's face facts here," he opined in the same interview:
"Lesbians in the sport hurt women's golf.") But what if he had a
point? Research shows a typical A-cup boob weighs in at 0.43 of a pound. Every
additional cup size adds another 0.44 of a pound. That means a hurdler with a
double-D chest carries more than 4 pounds of additional weight with her on
every leap. And when they get moving, the nipples on a C- or D-cup breast can
accelerate up to 45 mph in one second -- faster than a Ferrari. In an hour of
moderate jogging, a pair of breasts will bounce several thousand times.
None of this feels good. Large breasts are associated with
back and neck pain, skin rashes, carpal tunnel syndrome, degenerative spine
disorders, painful bra strap indentations and even anxiety and low self-esteem.
In one study of women racing in the 2012 London Marathon -- cup sizes AA to HH
-- about a third reported breast pain from exercise. Eight percent of those
described the pain as "distressing, horrible or excruciating."
Reports of pain grew with every cup size.It's no wonder that athletes rack up
strategies -- and bills -- for battling the bulge. Well-endowed golfers flock
to former player-turned-coach Kellie Stenzel, who teaches them to shift their
posture forward so their swing clears the top of their breasts; the bigger the
chest, the deeper the lean. "These women have a real feeling of relief,
like, 'Nobody ever told me that before,'" Stenzel says, adding that
despite Wright's claims, she's never seen a chest she couldn't coach into
compliance.
American archer Kristin Braun says her chest causes
clearance issues as she draws her bow; in order to get around it, she anchors
the string farther away from her body, which can diminish power and
consistency. Australian hurdler Jana Rawlinson received breast implants in
2008, then promptly removed them in hopes of speeding up her times. "Every
time I raced, I panicked about whether I was letting my country down, all for
my own vanity," she told reporters. And inside the Octagon, Rousey's boob
issues go deeper than the cotton-Lycra blend. "The bigger my chest is, the
more it gets in the way," says Rousey. When she's fighting at her most
curvaceous weight, "it just creates space. It makes me much more efficient
if I don't have so much in the way between me and my opponent."
But nowhere do breasts pose more of a liability than in the
world of elite women's gymnastics, where any hint of a curve can mean early
retirement. "Look at missiles that shoot into the air, batons that twirl
-- they're straight up and down," says Joan Ryan, author of the 1995
expose of gymnastics and figure skating, Little Girls in Pretty Boxes. In order
to stay stick straight, elite gymnasts undereat and overtrain, which delays
menstruation. "You can't afford to have a woman's body and compete at the
highest level," Ryan says. To keep
competitors from reaching puberty, coaches would push away bread baskets at the
table and riffle through their belongings to sniff out hidden treats, says
Dominique Moceanu, who was, at 14, the youngest, teensiest competitor on the
1996 gold medal USA Olympic team. "The sport pushes us to be breastless
little girls as long as possible," she says. But though breasts were
forbidden, privately "we longed for them."
Laying off the carbs may do the trick for preteens, but most
adult athletes can't starve their boobs out of existence. So every year, some
competitors head to the Marina del Rey, Calif., office of Dr. Grant Stevens in
pursuit of a streamlined frame. Stevens,
a plastic surgeon with backswept blond hair and a boyish face he maintains
through injections of Botox and Restylane, is known as the inventor of a
scalpel-free procedure that leaves women multiple cup sizes (and up to $15K)
lighter with minimal recovery time. The doctor says he's treated volleyball
players, golfers, ballet dancers and assorted Olympians, though he won't name
names. (He trains his lasers on men as well, because nothing calls their
abilities into question like a pair of man boobs.) But many of his patients
have already lost out on the years of weightless chests needed to reach the
highest levels of competition. At the size they walk in with, Stevens says,
"They would never get to be a pro athlete."
Not all athletes agree that large breasts constitute a
competitive disadvantage. In 2009 then-18-year-old Romanian tennis player
Simona Halep announced she was having her breasts surgically reduced from a
34DD to a 34C, saying they were slowing her reaction time and causing back
pain. Upon hearing about Halep's plan, retired South African beach volleyball
player Alena Schurkova took the opportunity to launch a big-boob-pride
campaign. "If she does this, it sends out the message that girls with big
boobs can't play sports, and that is just wrong," Schurkova said. "I
am 32E, and I have never found them to be a problem. I could be double what I
have" -- 6 pounds per boob! -- "and I would still be okay to
perform." Maybe so, but Halep's
downsizing appears to have paid off: Before she went under the knife, she was
ranked around 250; by 2012, she'd cracked the top 50.
When Katherine Switzer
became the first woman to don a bib at the Boston Marathon in 1967, science was
unprepared to grapple with the female frame in motion. Critics warned her that
the repetitive movement could cause her breasts to atrophy and her uterus to
drop out of her vagina. (She ran the race in a flimsy fashion bra under a
T-shirt and sweatshirt.) The sports bra wasn't even invented until 10 years
later, when a group of women sewed two jock straps together and slung them over
their shoulders. (An early version of the original Jogbra is now preserved
behind glass at the Smithsonian.) The
advent of the sports bra "was like the birth control of the women's sports
revolution," Switzer says. Still, for the next 10-plus years, scientists
stayed out of athletes' efforts to make their breasts stay put. Finally, in
1990, Oregon State University researcher LaJean Lawson invited female subjects
onto a treadmill and filmed the results in the first-ever study of breast
movement. Today, labs have sprung up in the U.K., Australia and Hong Kong to
study breast biomechanics -- and deliver the results to bra manufacturers
seeking to develop cutting-edge solutions.
At Britain's University of Portsmouth sits a laboratory
outfitted with black floors, black curtains and a treadmill surrounded by
infrared cameras aimed directly below a subject's neck. Here, Jenny White, a
lecturer in the school's sport and exercise science department, invites women
to take off their shirts, outfit their breasts and torso with reflective
markers, step onto the treadmill and break into a jog. On a set of monitors,
White and her group of female researchers track 3-D images of the migrating
dots in an attempt to better understand how breasts move through space. Her
research has confirmed that size does matter: As breasts get bigger, they
accelerate quicker, move faster and bounce higher. What she doesn't know -- yet
-- is whether these speedy breasts really slow athletes down.
Part of the problem is that, 23 years after Lawson's seminal
study, data collection is limited to relatively sluggish treadmill jaunts.
"We can't take them to the park to do a decathlon," White says. It's
easy to get a group of women to run at the same low speed. It's almost
impossible to get them all to jump to the same height, swing a racket at the
same trajectory, punch with the same power or run at a world-record pace. And
while breasts are all built from the same basic elements, the proportions and
densities of the tissues vary among individuals; they fluctuate throughout the
month; they transform in puberty, pregnancy, motherhood and menopause. "It
makes our job quite difficult," she says.
The research does reveal the self-selection process by which
some women end up on the court while others -- disproportionally, those with
bigger breasts -- are relegated to the stands. Hormones could play a part:
"Studies suggest that curvier women may have higher estrogen levels, while
higher testosterone levels are associated with more competitiveness and
aggression," says Florence Williams, author of Breasts: A Natural and
Unnatural History. "So it's possible that if you have more estrogen, you
might be somewhat less inclined to compete." Other factors include the
pain and embarrassment associated with larger breasts in motion. Deirdre
McGhee, a senior lecturer at Breast Research Australia, has been studying
breast support and bra fit for the past decade -- and watching young athletes
drop out as their breasts pop up. "They're embarrassed. They don't want to
talk about it. And so they stop," McGhee says. "They just don't
move." McGhee counsels women to
engage in physical activity that puts less of a strain on their breasts. But as
the breasts get bigger, the field narrows. Busty ballet dancers are transferred
to hip-hop. Postpubescent gymnasts get put on the rings. Runners are instructed
to play in the water instead. If all else fails: yoga.
The physical and
social barriers that come with a larger cup size mean that the Schurkovas and
Haleps of the world stand out. Nothing appears to be weighing Serena Williams
down on the court, but her measurements represent such an outlier that when
Caroline Wozniacki stuffed her tank top and skirt with towels at a Brazilian
exhibition match last year, everyone knew which great she was ridiculing.
Serena took the impression in jest, dismissing charges that it was racist.
(Apparently, Wozniacki's temporary augmentation didn't weigh her down either;
she won the point.)
But even when an athlete's breasts aren't notably large --
and no matter how expertly she works to contain them -- she still must contend
with oglers who fixate on her peaks instead of her performance. When Halep
announced her plans for surgery, more than 1,400 men signed a petition begging
her to stay busty. Water polo matches are so notorious for nipple slips that
bloggers hover over the pause button in hopes of glimpsing an areola. And in
the rare case that a breast is on full display, all hell can break loose. Even
as Carmouche was threatening to break her neck, Rousey felt as if her falling
bra was a life-or-death situation too. If she failed to get a grip, "I'd
be morbidly embarrassed," she says.Nebiat Habtemariam can relate. At the 1997 world championships, the 18-year-old Eritrean runner suffered the longest wardrobe malfunction of all time during a qualifying heat for the women's 5,000-meter run. Lacking her own gear, Habtemariam asked to borrow another runner's red singlet for the race. What she failed to borrow was a sports bra. She spent her 18 minutes on the track with one breast perpetually in view. She didn't leave her hotel room for the rest of the week. But the run of shame wasn't the end of Habtemariam's story. She kept running -- in two more world championships, three Olympic Games and countless other competitions. Last year she was the third woman to finish the Milano City Marathon, her lime-green and blue sports bra securely in place. It was further confirmation that the world's best athletes are those who have managed to transcend the limits -- and the addendums -- to the human body. Or as Rousey put it about her one-two punch of neutralizing Carmouche and her little black bra at the same time: "Multitasking!"
Why Do The Rich And Famous Always Sunbathe Topless?
(By Daniel Engber, Slate.com, 09 January 2013)
In the week before Christmas, we opened up the Explainer mailbag and dumped the dregs into a bucket of the sordid, silly questions sent in by our readers—all the ones the Explainer was unwilling or unable to answer in 2012. These included puzzlers such as Has anyone ever actually used a falling chandelier to take someone out? Or How long could a lactating woman survive drinking her own breast milk? In accordance with tradition, we invited you to pick the one that's most deserving of an answer. More than 66,000 readers registered their choice, and the winner is addressed below. But first, the runners-up:
In third place,
with 7.5 percent of the total vote, a spin on the birds and the bees: When
and how did humankind figure out that sex is what causes babies? It’s not
exactly the most obvious correlation: Sex doesn’t always lead to babies, and
there’s a long lead time between the act and the consequences—weeks before
there are even symptoms, usually. So roughly where do we think we were as a
species when it clicked?
In second place,
with 7.7 percent of the vote, a question that has certainly been asked before: Why do people hate the sound of their
own voice when they hear it on a recording?
And in first
place, the question that was plastered on Slate's homepage beside
a photo of a bikini babe, and with 24 percent of reader votes, our Explainer
Question of the Year for 2012: Why do the rich and famous always sunbathe
topless?
The answer:
Because they can. It would be easy to
explain away this question as a case of availability bias: Lots of people sunbathe topless, but it's only
the rich and famous ones who capture our attention. Photos of a half-nude and
apricating royal—Kate Middleton, perhaps, or Princess Di—are more likely to make the papers than a
picture of the Explainer's nudist cousin Linda. If a model like Heidi Klum or Kate Moss gets caught on camera topless, it's not
because stars like these are more inclined to flash but because they're under
perpetual surveillance, and because people would like to see them without their
clothes.
It could also be
that rich and famous women have the means to visit places where going topless
is expected. If they're stripping down on the French Riviera, that's because
they happen to be on the French Riviera—not because they like to strip. But
this response brings up the question of why the French Riviera (where rich
people tend to go) is so forgiving of breast exposure to begin with. Nor can
the availability bias elucidate the link between topless fashion and social
class. In fact, there's a long history behind the wealthy, public bosom: The
rich have been taking off their tops for centuries.
Starting in the
1300s, European ladies showed their breasts in courtly fashion, and the trend had made its way to
England by the late 1500s. Noblemen and -women of the Renaissance collected
Greco-Roman statuary, explains historian Angela McShane, and venerated their
naked, marble breasts. Queen Anne of Denmark, and maybe also Queen Elizabeth,
proudly showed their nipples in public. Extreme
décolletage was well-received in the English court throughout the 1620s and
then returned to haute couture in the 1680s, too. Woodcuts of Queen Mary II,
who took the throne in 1689, show the monarch with her
breasts exposed. While
high-class girls could use the super-low-cut gowns to demonstrate their
"apple-like" virtue, a naked, bawdy arm would never be exposed in
full.
But fashions come
and go, and as time went on, the unclothed top became anathema. By the end of the 19th
century, ladies of the upper class were taught to cover up, especially in
summer. Instead of stripping down and heading to the beach, fancy women popped
up parasols and hid themselves in the shade.
It would take a shift in medical belief to set the stage for the
re-emergence of the naked breast. At the turn of the 20th century,
doctors began to advocate for exposure to the sun, which they said was vital for the body.
At the same time, the bulky bathing suits of old were cropped down to smaller, one-piece maillots.
In the 1920s, the
rich and avant-garde were spending summers on the beach, hoping for a healthy
suntan. In France, where Josephine Baker dazzled as a topless dancer, the young and
faddish tried to affect a darkened complexion. Bronzed skin was both fashionable
and transgressive. Meanwhile, celebrities like Cole Porter and Rudolf Valentino
crossed that Atlantic to spend their summers sunning on the Riviera. This
enthusiasm for bumming on the beach produced a social conflict, as the
old-guard ruling class in France—the ones who came of age in the age of
parasols—bemoaned the decadence of the nouveau riche. In the 1930s, says historian
Christophe Granger,
author of Les Corps D'été [Summer Bodies], protesters threw stones at immodest sunbathers
and accused them of having public orgies. Restrictive beach laws were passed,
limiting what could be done in swimwear. (No walking around or playing ball.)
Bathing suits
went on shrinking, though, with starlets and celebrities showing off the new
and scanty fashions. Two-piece suits were common by the early 1940s, and in 1946 a pair of Frenchmen invented the bikini. Finally the trend tipped over into
toplessness in the 1960s with advent of the "monokini." Now the fashion-conscious could assert
themselves by stripping to their waists. Another round of protests hit the
beachhead in France, but the matter was decided in favor of the looser morals.
On Aug. 19, 1975, the French magazine L'Express ran an issue with a half-naked
woman on the cover, under the headline, "Going topless: The French are for it!"
The link between
social class and plunging necklines was not exclusive to Europeans, though.
Through the 13th century, for example, upper-class women in Sri Lanka wore outfits that left their breasts
exposed. In other places,
the meaning of the fashion was reversed. In Southern India, both men and women were expected to bare their breasts to anyone of higher caste. Riots broke
out in 1858 after Christian missionaries started putting shirts on low-class
women so they could hide their nipples like proper, Western women. When and where the fashions could not be
enforced by rule of law, trends in décolletage would trickle down the social
ladder, then get disavowed or criticized by those in power. Back in 17th-century
England, the courtly tendency to expose the breast was in certain decades
vulgarized by prostitutes, who could not afford the undergarments used to push
the naked breast above the breastbone.Even now, the topless habits of the rich
and famous have their analog among the middle class. Young women who can't
afford a stay in Cannes might still indulge in topless fashion on Spring Break
or at Mardi Gras. And like Kate Middleton or Heidi Klum, they sometimes end up on camera.
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